8 Ways to Annoy People in an Elevator

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8 Ways to Annoy People in an Elevator

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By Sam

Categories: My life, Uncategorized, just for fun and random
Tags: jokes, random, tips

Have you ever been in an elevator with nothing to do and the elevator music is driving you insane? well I have and I have now developed a strategic plan. Annoy every one around you. Here are some idea’s on how to annoy them.

Move into the corner and stick your nose in it and then meow on occasion.
Bring a bag of some sort and leave the zipper open a little. Every few minutes reach down and look in the bag and say “Do you have enough air?”
When the elevator starts moving say (really loud) “I have new socks on!”
Say “Welcome aboard!” every time someone new gets on.
Make car noises.
Say “DING!” on every floor.
Press every single button.
If someone is on the phone start to ask them questions like “do you know where I put my pants?”

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10 Responses to “8 Ways to Annoy People in an Elevator”

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1 Brayden January 19, 2009 at 1:43 pm

I really like our ways to annooy people and plz comment back
2 Nadine January 20, 2009 at 12:15 am

Hi Sam
You are ever so kind! I couldn’t thank you enough for your wonderful words. SO….
THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This post: DESERVES TO WIN THE FUNNIEST POST OF THE YEAR!! That would be really useful to do while you are in the elevator and so bored to death that any second you’ll faint! I can’t believe how helpful these 8 Ways to Annoy People In the Elevator are!
I have to say. You are awesome at this kind of thing. You have made my day! I was so attracted to this post from the beginning! The title dragged my attention and I started wondering whatever you got the idea from?
Well… I should try them out some day! Let’s hope I don’t get into trouble…
Hugs, Nadine
3 jeff January 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm

hey
My name is Jeff and im from Connecticut. I decided to comment on your blog because one of my friends name was Sam so.. BTW its kind of interesting that you know all those ways to annoy people on an elevator. Do you do those things? I’m into sports a lot and am very active. What do you like to do. Here’s my blog .. http://jeffa09.edublogs.org/ … comment it…
4 Chelseah16 January 20, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Hey Sam,
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my whole intire life. You should write more of those, they are so funny I almost cryed.You really have a sense humor!!!!!
~Chelsea
5 sam January 20, 2009 at 2:37 pm

haha i see youve talked to my friend jeff….lol. i loooovee your blog. its soo pretty. thanx for the coment.

sammmm<3
6 Chelsea January 21, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Thanks for the great comment back.
Ya I did have lots of fun with my Dad!
~Chelsea
7 ali January 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm

Sam,
Thanks for the comment. This post of yours is very creative and funny. I love your blog, its very pretty.
keep in touch.
-ali-
8 Chaeyoon February 24, 2009 at 11:56 am

HI Sam. I’ve try that 8 ways to annoy people in Elevator to everyone.
It’s really works!
9 samw604 March 3, 2009 at 8:25 am

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10 Kyle May 8, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Hi I’m Kyle from Indiana and I was in an elevator on a cruise ship with 2 of my cousins, and this old lady got on to the elavator, and she clicked the highest floor button. So, my cousins and I pressed all of the button’s (P.S. we were at the bottom floor and there were about 15 stops. The lady looked like she was going to smack all of us really hard with her purse. Come visit my blog @ http://kyles604.edublogs.org