Posts Tagged ‘funny

09
Apr

Poor Little Porker

By Sam 3 Comments
Categories: Uncategorized, just for fun and random
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The water looked so cold. As I walked closer to the edge of the diving board it started to bend and I started to slip. “NOOOOOOOOOO IT’S TO COLD!!!!” I scream. “I’m not ready to die. I see the light!”  The board keeps pointed down and I keep slipping. My tiny frame was shaking. ”HELP I’M FAWING SOMEONE SAVE ME”. No body comes. I’m all alone and I’m going to die. I will fall down into the depths of the water and be gone. I’ll meet the same fate as my father and mother. “NOOOO I’M GOING TO BE BACON!!!!!!!” it was the end for me. I couldn’t hold on any longer. It was time to let go. I slid to the end of the board and tipped right over the edge. “GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD”! The water surrounded me. I was bacon. I can here “poor little porker. He didn’t even have a chance.” And then I go under. All of a sudden I reach the surface. ” I CAN BREATHE!” I scream. I get out of the pool, shake myself off and say “Lets do it again”.

Picture by: loungerie

10
Dec

Me and my Mistakes

By Sam 1 Comment
Categories: My life, School and activities
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I am a klutz. Its as easy as that. When I was five I fell off the arm of my down stairs sofa and there was a wooden truck with really sharp edges and I whacked my head on it and got rushed to the hospital and I ended up with 6 stitches. I think that is the worst thing I have done but the most klutzy would be… When I fracturedmy wrist at the beginning of grade four. I was Chasing my dog and I tripped over the bottom of my pajama’s. When I got up off the ground I had a bloody elbow and my wrist really hurt. a week later I got my x-rays and I had fractured my wrist. I was going to take a picture of me pointing with my brace on at the camera and send it to my cousin because he broke his thumb that summer and I was going to say I blame you but we never got around to it. I have always been a klutz. just this year I tripped over a big table in the hallway at my school. I will probably have more “mistakes” before Christmas break.