Have you ever been in an elevator with nothing to do and the elevator music is driving you insane? well I have and I have now developed a strategic plan. Annoy every one around you. Here are some idea’s on how to annoy them.
- Move into the corner and stick your nose in it and then meow on occasion.
- Bring a bag of some sort and leave the zipper open a little. Every few minutes reach down and look in the bag and say “Do you have enough air?”
- When the elevator starts moving say (really loud) “I have new socks on!”
- Say “Welcome aboard!” every time someone new gets on.
- Make car noises.
- Say “DING!” on every floor.
- Press every single button.
- If someone is on the phone start to ask them questions like “do you know where I put my pants?”
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